Wednesday, 22 May 2013

The Peckish fire of London 1666.

A better known fact regarding the great fire of London 1666 (there were others), is that it started in a pudding shop on Baker Street.
Less known to me, in fact probably unknown to me (I don't recall ever knowing it, but it might have fleeted  across my hippocampus at some stage in one of my existences), is that it 'finished' three days later at Pye Corner!
I can't believe it was still hungry!

Yes, it was a bakery on Pudding Lane. I was being amusing.

..wasn't I?!

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Tombstone 'taches!

They're real! No shit!....apart from one.

Tombstone - the Kevin Jarre western from 1993 featuring Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp and Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday and the events leading up to the gunfight at the OK Coral - features some of the finest Hollywood mo's I've ever witnessed. It was on TV last night at the pub, and the landlady put it to me that none of the 'taches on display were real: "Take it from me Jordy, I used to be a hairdresser. I know a fake when I see it."
Evidently not.
I've checked a few sources online, in particular this one with Michael "Johnny Ringo" Biehn, stating that Kevin Jarre insisted the stars grow their own moustaches in particular styles with waxed curly up ends. Only one actor, Jon "Sheriff John Behan" Tenney  sported a falsey apparently due to time constrained by his previous role.
That's crackin'! This is no crusade to prove landlady Vicks wrong - I simply love the fact that all (most of) that facial hair was self cultivated.

Isn't that a daisy?!

Saturday, 8 October 2011

How many Moon landings were there?

Posed to me by a colleague. I was pretty close, off the top of my head, but I'll drop a little fact package here:

Number of Moon landings: 6 (Apollos 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, and 17)
Number of humans that walked on the Moon: 12
They were:

Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, Pete Conrad, Alan Bean, Alan Shepard, Edgar Mitchell, David Scott, James Irwin, John W. Young, Charles Duke, Eugene Cernan, and Harrison Schmitt.

Number of people who went to the Moon twice: 3

No one landed on the Moon more than once, but Jim Lovell did go to the Moon twice without ever having walked on it - which must really suck.
Only the Yanks have been to the Moon. (officially)

All this stuff presupposes that no previous civilisations reached the Moon or alien races which became humans or anything like that....I'm just commenting on the generally accepted modern recorded truth.

I think the Russians should go to the Moon and put a parking ticket on the lunar rover(s). Just to show us they have a sense of humour.
If you don't think that's amusing then you're Russian.

And, conspirisists, we did go to the Moon, deal with it.

Do people get born with more than two feet?

A very quick googlisation indicates that people don't get born with more than two feet. I don't think Siamese (or whatever the politically correct description is...co-joined, that's it) twins count, since...well, they're twins. You've got to divide by the number of intended humans, surely.
Anyway, it amused me to resolve that those of us with two feet actually have a slightly higher than average number of feet, since some people have less than two feet, but it appears that no one has more than two feet.

I intend (but will likely fail) to research this some more.
There's got to be some freakshow out there with a human centipede....

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Kunstmatige

I've not checked it ahhht in ages! I've had plenty of check it ahhhts but I keep forgetting them, due, mostly, to the nature of the activity I tend to be involving myself with when they are suggested. Here is one of my own:

On the side of a pizza box, I read a phrase which led me to believe that there were no artificial ingredients, in Dutch. Although my Dutch sucks far worse than it should, investigating (or checking ahhht) language similarities or differences is one of my favourite games.
I assessed that kunstmatige must mean artificial. Then I thought: Hmm...kunst is art! I knew that one! And then I thought: Wahey! Art is at the beginning of artificial! What a coincidence!
...and then I thought: Hmm...what does artificial really mean?
From the Online etymology dictionary, I got this:

"...artificial, from L. artificialis "of or belonging to art," from artificium (see artifice). Meaning "made by man" (opposite of natural) is from early 15c. Applied to things that are not natural..."

So, fair enough really. I checked it  ahhht and it checked ahhht. It is no coincidence that 'kunstmatige' contains 'kunst' = 'art', also contained within the translation 'artificial'. Tidy.

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Cardigans - why?

Ok...why not cardigans? Very practical. A button up (or zip or velcro or other fastening) front jersey. An alternative for those who cannot or will not pull a pullover over their head. Or...for those who simply like cardigans.
I don't.
Not on me anyway, but they can be very fetching on (or off) the right individual.
So..."how?", really, is the question.
I checked it ahhht.

It appears to have been the clothing of choice for James Thomas Brudenell, the 7th Earl of Cardigan (1797-1868). Some sources say he created the cardigan. I was unable to clarify whether or not he was the first ever wearer of the button up front loaded jerkin, whether he invented it, or whether he just favoured them. My feeling is: surely he wasn't the first ever....but then, someone was the first ever. What's for sure is that it was named after him. Good for him.

Q - Cardigans vs Balaclavas - in a fight....who wins?


A - Cardigans!

Really?
Indeed!...James Brudenell, the 7th Earl of Cardigan, led the charge of the Light Brigade against the Russians at the battle of Balaclava and won!
Balaclavas: bad ass.
Cardigans: bad ass-er!

Katflaps, who posed this 'ere check it ahhht to be checked ahhht, asked what it had to do with Cardigan in Wales. Seemingly, nothing. In the far-too-long that I spent researching this, I couldn't find any information indicating a link with Cardigan in Wales. The official residence of the Earls of Cardigan appears to be Deene (or Dean) Park in Northamptonshire, England.
I feel sure that the Earlship of Cardigan did stem from the town of Cardigan, but certainly the link with the garment comes much later.

Sunday, 17 October 2010

From sammiches to sliced bread.

During World War II, bakers in the United States were ordered to stop selling sliced bread. It was never explained how selling only un-sliced bread helped the war effort.
Really?
I don't particularly doubt the 'fact'. Many industries were requested or ordered to change procedure during the war. But was it never explained? This feels like sensationalism designed to elevate a 'fact' which stands just fine on its own.
I'm going to check it ahhht!

Indeed, the 'fact' checks out, so I can drop the sarcasm marks. This was a wartime conservation measure. According to the New York Times, officials explained that "the ready-sliced loaf must have a heavier wrapping than an unsliced one if it is not to dry out." (I ripped that directly from Wikipedia, so it's probably good form to credit them at this stage). Thus, heavier paper is more expensive, and the reduced demand would save paper, labour, energy and money and other splendid war related resources.
I can't comment on the reliability of the New York Times' correspondence, but if 'officials' explained it, then it was explained. My checking of it ahhht would be finished at this stage, had I not found an answer which I prefer infinitely.
I don't know who to credit this to, so I won't. I just won't claim any (especially since it's not true).
It was speculated that this order was issued prior to America's involvement in WWII as a propaganda measure. The US government needed backing to join the war effort. In line with the phrase "...the greatest thing since sliced bread", it followed that sliced bread was the previous greatest thing. So: abolish sliced bread and blame the Nasties and the Japs for taking away great things. A week or two of having to slice their own bread would have the Americans lobbying for war.
In fact, the USA had been at war for over a year when the sliced bread ban was issued, triggered by a far less trifling matter than the sliciness of bread - by the inclusion of 'sliciness' in the dictionary! (if I recall accurately)

I occasionally ponder the greatest thing before sliced bread. I shan't be checking that ahhht, but your suggestions are welcome.

Sliced toilet paper?